After a snack
Because of its neck
Does a giraffe soon get hungry?
There again
Does a Policeman’s head swell to
the top of his hat on a hot day?
(Fairnie)
Given the chance of re-incarnation
I’d love to be a pink carnation – pinned on Lady Di
(Fairnie)
I’m glad my wife’s got a skeleton
If not
I may mistake her for the continental quilt again
(Fairnie)
All twins go to heaven
Identical twins commit no sin
It’s quite simple
It wasn’t me it was him
(Fairnie)
Snakes don’t wear bikinis
I’m glad I’m not an adder
Sunbathing in the hay
For I would be much gladder
On the beach at St Tropez
(Fairnie)
My mind is like a plate of spaghetti
Jumbled but rather tasty
(Sage)